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Old 11-21-2012, 08:25 AM
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You have told her that you're doing your part to stimulate the economy, right? Patriotic duty and all that.
Yep. Even told her that I got them on SALE. It was the 15 stick Herf, with 10 sticks in it. Hell I even showed her the cost of the Herf alone which was $2 less than I paid in total for the WHOLE package.......I got the "stink eye"......
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Yep. Even told her that I got them on SALE. It was the 15 stick Herf, with 10 sticks in it. Hell I even showed her the cost of the Herf alone which was $2 less than I paid in total for the WHOLE package.......I got the "stink eye"......
"At this price, I couldn't afford not to buy them."

If that fails, you gotta fall back on buying stuff for her. Stuff that's not housework-related (Timmy D, take note).
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"At this price, I couldn't afford not to buy them."

If that fails, you gotta fall back on buying stuff for her. Stuff that's not housework-related (Timmy D, take note).
Oh great idea!!! Cause women are, you know... uh, what's the word... oh yeah - STUPID!
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Oh great idea!!! Cause women are, you know... uh, what's the word... oh yeah - STUPID!
No, not at all. I'm just suggesting that Josh try to save himself by distracting his wife with something shiny. If Amy's like Dana, he'll still get a beating. The shiny thing might make it less severe though.
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No, not at all. I'm just suggesting that Josh try to save himself by distracting his wife with something shiny. If Amy's like Dana, he'll still get a beating. The shiny thing might make it less severe though.
Oh, my mistake, women aren't stupid. Apparently, we're crows.
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If that fails, you gotta fall back on buying stuff for her. Stuff that's not housework-related (Timmy D, take note).
Tried that with her Birthday gifts.....IT DIDN'T WORK

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Oh great idea!!! Cause women are, you know... uh, what's the word... oh yeah - STUPID!
She's not....trust me on this one..

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No, not at all. I'm just suggesting that Josh try to save himself by distracting his wife with something shiny. If Amy's like Dana, he'll still get a beating. The shiny thing might make it less severe though.
The "stink eye" is FAR more severe than any beating than she could give.....and before you ask....yes she hits HARD.

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"At this price, I couldn't afford not to buy them."

If that fails, you gotta fall back on buying stuff for her. Stuff that's not housework-related (Timmy D, take note).
You mean like a negligee?

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Oh I just can't wait for the dissertations on the merits of Honduran Spanish cedar versus the one grown in Nicaragua...Or the difference between pacific coast and caribbean coast Costa Rican Spanish cedars.

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