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May Day
Hooray, Hooray!!
The first of May!! Outdoor screwin' starts today!!!
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Bob "Turd Herder" Sh!t doesn't stink unless ya' poke it! Deut 23:12-13 (How to sh!t in the woods) |
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Happy May Day!
On may day when I was a kids, I would put flowers at the door and ring the bell for my mom and hid. I still sometimes send her flowers if I remember. It is a fond memory.
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In Wyoming, we don't dare celebrate May Day until at least the middle of May and sometimes the first of June. Otherwise outdoor screwing is likely to turn into snowballing.
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Commie holiday, I'll pass.
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You might be a king or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper. Make Doof Clenas Fun Again (MDCFA) |
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“We are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield.” —George Orwell, 1946 "The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong, but that's how you bet." - or - that's how the smart money bets...attributed to Damon Runyon |
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I see what you did there.
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JD - Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse |
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