I received a strange

[Geezer-Glide]

Looking package today. Being a curious soul, I began to examine it. However, my chosen profession not withstanding, I began to wonder if it could in fact be something else. Something that it was not. Caution took over. I gently placed it back on the front porch, careful not to jostle it. I took notice of the return address. Texas. AHA!! It was a gAZINTa plot!! These nefarious neer-do-well's were out to destroy the very fabric of the universe! The undoing of Doof-dom was at stake.

Carefully.......... ever so carefully I removed the package from my front porch. (New siding you see, didn't want to scorch it) Removing my trusty Buck 110 from it's highly polished and mink oiled sheath, I snicked the blade open. (snick)

With surgical precision, I began my cut. Slowly. Slowly. Checking for wires. Booby traps as it were. (Not that there's anything wrong with boobies, Lady G is a friend!)

No wires. Only........ fabric. FABRIC?? Peeling back yet another portion of the case in which the "bomb" resided, I noticed a shape. No, a form. A friendly form.

IT'S A TEE SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A tee shirt from Jeb, and Javelina Harley Davidson!!!!!!

Thanks buddy!! It looks great!


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Oh yea, sorry 'bout that gAZINTa's, guess I was wrong THIS time......

Im still waiting on mine :14unsure:

[Dinero]

I had to buy mine. Jeb and I are real close that way.

Originally Posted by Dinero No Mas

I had to buy mine. Jeb and I are real close that way.

? I thought I took care of you at the check out lane? I can't remember.

Come again, and I will get you a tee.

You think you guys got it tough?

Wait till Gray gets Sancho's package C/O David May, to his home address. That is going to be one bent Gray Rider.

Originally Posted by Fireberry

You think you guys got it tough?

Wait till Gray gets Sancho's package C/O David May, to his home address. That is going to be one bent Gray Rider.

If you sent it to the right address ....I got one a couple of months ago addressed to Dave the Xkavotor. I went ahead and forwarded it to him,.I didn't mention that Sancho wore it a couple of days first...think Lysol.

[Dinero]

Originally Posted by Fireberry

? I thought I took care of you at the check out lane? I can't remember.

Come again, and I will get you a tee.

No, no. That was my wife you were trying to tke care of.

At the checkout desk too?

I wonder why she is not that inventive with me? Must be your smile.

Originally Posted by Baalz

Im still waiting on mine :14unsure:

NO NO NO....


If I remember correctly I ask that the address be PMed to me. I am caught up on my mailing.

If you would send me an address I will get it off.

Man, I feel bad now. If you are waiting then please get it to me.

Thanks