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Old 01-24-2009, 12:46 AM
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Hard up is hard up, but...jeez

And BTW, who's your barber, dude? http://www.seacoastonline.com/articl...-NEWS-90123025
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Old 01-24-2009, 12:53 AM
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Old 01-24-2009, 12:58 AM
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Old 01-24-2009, 01:28 AM
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Ahem...His NAME is Elbert. The trauma associated with being saddled with this loathsome moniker surely would explain any aberrant behaviour, would it not?
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Old 01-24-2009, 01:33 AM
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There was a "girl" in the restaurant we went to tonight with that exact same doo, except the Mohawk part was a little shorter. She and her girlfriend were making a big show of being a couple. Holding hands and being all cuddly. I mean...I got a certain affinity for lesbians and all but that haircut just ruins it for me.
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There was a "girl" in the restaurant we went to tonight with that exact same doo, except the Mohawk part was a little shorter. She and her girlfriend were making a big show of being a couple. Holding hands and being all cuddly. I mean...I got a certain affinity for lesbians and all but that haircut just ruins it for me.
I was in Rodeo Exchange dancing last Saturday night. There was a lesbian couple on the dance floor of this fairly conservative dance bar. I have to admit she was a fairly decent lead though.
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Unfortunately, many people who used to be institutionalized are now literally, on the streets. They former mental patients constitute a large portion of our homeless.

On a lighter note, as has been suggested, being named Elbert drove him over the top.

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Ahem...His NAME is Elbert. The trauma associated with being saddled with this loathsome moniker surely would explain any aberrant behaviour, would it not?
Elbert Duffy, no less. Can't imagine his childhood...the taunts...

The police should have added a third charge...disorderly hairdo.

"Duffy filed a motion with the court asking that his case be continued to Sunday May 24, or the Fourth of July..."

"While police attempted to locate him, he was described as wearing a flag on his head attached by a seat belt."
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So let me get this straight.

You aren't allowed to make lewd comments to librarians?
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thanx for the news. I read the CNN website every day and they missed this story.
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