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06-02-2009, 02:56 PM
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Your mother
A ten-year-old boy walks into his parents bedroom to find them making passionate love. Flabbergasted, his jaw drops and he says to his Dad, "What are you doing?!!??!!"
His Dad laughs and replies calmly, "It's the most natural thing in the world, nothing to worry about, son." A few days later, Dad comes home and walks into Grandma's bedroom, only to find his son on top of Grandma. Flabbergasted, his jaw drops and he says "Son, what the hell are you doing??!!!" Son replies, "See, it's not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?" (Orson Bean on The Dennis Miller Show.)
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06-02-2009, 03:35 PM
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06-02-2009, 04:57 PM
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BAAAA BAAA BAAA "Blame Russ in 2012" "Can We Still Blame Russ in 2013" who's to blame in 2014? OH THIS IS SO NOODLES FAULT Chitty Chitty                 
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06-02-2009, 05:03 PM
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Like a Boss. [img]  [/img]Stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop.          "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" - Gen Eisenhower.
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06-09-2009, 08:18 AM
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Funny, did you guys ever see a pic of my mom.. This was shot when I was a little tyke. 
Last edited by Nowhereman; 06-09-2009 at 08:15 PM.
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