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Old 10-12-2008, 08:29 PM
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Old 10-12-2008, 08:35 PM
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Old 10-12-2008, 09:26 PM
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Old 10-12-2008, 09:44 PM
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Old 10-12-2008, 10:12 PM
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Old 10-12-2008, 10:13 PM
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Old 10-12-2008, 10:14 PM
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Old 10-12-2008, 10:15 PM
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Old 10-12-2008, 11:03 PM
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Old 10-13-2008, 03:13 PM
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Old 10-13-2008, 03:14 PM
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Old 10-13-2008, 03:16 PM
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Old 10-13-2008, 03:20 PM
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Old 10-13-2008, 03:24 PM
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You know the game, Stee, we played it at work for years.
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Old 10-13-2008, 03:45 PM
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