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Old 02-11-2009, 12:00 PM
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Forgive me, but....

...can anyone tell me why I should not call these people "Primitive Screwheads"?

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Old 02-11-2009, 12:08 PM
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....standard screwheads or phillips?
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Old 02-11-2009, 12:14 PM
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hey...if they want to drink ......let em drink piss...just keep it over there
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Seems to be working on the Int'l Space Station...
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there is only so much fresh water on the planet
and it's all been dinosaur piss
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Might I add my thoughts?.............just sayin.......
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What do you think Coors Beer is made from?


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I thought it was elk or mule deer urine...not cow
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It won't be like carbonated drinks...

I assure you, it will not be like any carbonated drink I've ever had.

They seem to spend an inordinate amount of time discussing cow urine.
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It won't be like carbonated drinks...

I assure you, it will not be like any carbonated drink I've ever had.

They seem to spend an inordinate amount of time discussing cow urine.
that coming from a nation where less then 10% of the POOPulation use toilet paper!
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They're missing the obvious companion energy bar - BULLS**T...
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