So there I was............

[Nub]

Puttin a backrest on my FXR, when I noticed that my progressive shocks were a mighty sloppy fit on there mounting bolts. No bushing spacers!! No wonder they have been making noise! Just got the thing last spring, so I fashioned a set of spacers from steel stock and okie dokie!! One step closer to being ready for ES!!!

[fxr4mikey]

well then, GIDDY UP !!!!!!!!!!!

[Berserker]

There I was , tied to a bed, covered in visquine, covered in baby oil, wearing nothing but a shower cap, when a women walks in and.......

Originally Posted by Berserker

There I was , tied to a bed, covered in visquine, covered in baby oil, wearing nothing but a shower cap, when a women walks in and.......

Throws her walker down and says.....

Baby you are mine tonight....

just give me a few minutes to cover the last 5 feet to the bed....

[Berserker]

its my story I will tell it any way I want.

[Geezer-Glide]

Originally Posted by Berserker

its my story I will tell it any way I want.

No you won't. We have it now..........

<Ahem>
As she spit her dentures into a glass partially full of stale beer, she sat next to the 'zerk. Lovingly she gazed into his close set beady eyes. "Let me slip out of my Depends, darling. I'll be right with you."

[Nub]

Normally, this would be considered thread drift, but since it is headed in a much more interesting direction than my original post, more better!!!!

[y2kflhr]

I almost had something good to add, but I lost it, I was laughing to hard.

[MrSurly]

<Berserker> There I was , tied to a bed, covered in visquine, covered in baby oil, wearing nothing but a shower cap, when a women walks in and carelessly bumped into the mime. The ladder he pretended to scale now tilts perilously toward the bed as he tries to climb down, silently screaming...
as the ignition of the bunsen burner is heard, but not seen...

[KICKER]

[TimmyD]

Originally Posted by masstch

<Berserker> There I was , tied to a bed, covered in visquine, covered in baby oil, wearing nothing but a shower cap, when a women walks in and carelessly bumped into the mime. The ladder he pretended to scale now tilts perilously toward the bed as he tries to climb down, silently screaming...
as the ignition of the bunsen burner is heard, but not seen...

...probably fired up by that evil woman, the infamous sadistic midget, Dr. Burnyourknees...

[DaSkip]

Gumby and Pokey.