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Old 10-18-2008, 04:03 PM
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:12 PM
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Ain't that the truth...
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Old 10-18-2008, 05:02 PM
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Old 10-18-2008, 05:07 PM
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Old 10-19-2008, 03:07 AM
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what you didn't like the font I used?
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