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12-09-2008, 07:43 PM
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Buttercups & Golf Balls
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden . . .POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!! Then POOF! . . . she was gone! After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?' Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.' Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING FRED; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!"
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12-09-2008, 08:16 PM
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so he won't have any willow trees???
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12-09-2008, 09:13 PM
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12-09-2008, 10:27 PM
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12-10-2008, 04:56 AM
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12-10-2008, 06:30 AM
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Like a Boss. [img]  [/img]Stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop.         "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" - Gen Eisenhower.
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12-11-2008, 12:50 PM
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You sleep with dogs...you get fleas!        Ich bin ein Doofclenas! Ti amo doof molto Doof Clenasの規則 "Truth is something you stumble into when you think you're going some place else." - Jerry Garcia The road to Starbucks is Rubbed with Posers!
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12-11-2008, 04:42 PM
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mike    'Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants.' - William Penn I want to live and ride free, unencumbered by all but God's love. '06' FLSTNI, $43 per gallon!
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12-11-2008, 05:03 PM
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LMAO
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