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BMW Bikes that are engineered to be ridden... just sayin'...

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Old 07-20-2007, 10:15 AM
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What's a BMW?????

Does that stand for "Baby Man's Wheels"? Just asking.......
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:26 AM
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Bowel movement width

When used in a sentence it is :

The BMW of that turd was huge!
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Old 07-20-2007, 04:59 PM
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Bowel movement width

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The BMW of that turd was huge!
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:01 PM
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:02 PM
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:05 PM
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:12 PM
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:17 PM
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Best Motorcycle Wins... just observin'....
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:29 PM
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BMW...

Blow My Wienie
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:43 PM
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Bavarian Motor Works, built on Jewish slave labor in the early part of the last century.
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Old 10-20-2007, 10:14 PM
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Bavarian Motor Works, built on Jewish slave labor in the early part of the last century.

Where did you find out this information Gray?
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Old 10-20-2007, 10:20 PM
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I dunno but another one of those fokkers passed me today and I wasn't exactly standin' still. Didn't hear nuthin' on the way by. Wonder how fast they'd be if the rider actually started the engine.
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