Something for all the ladies out there.

[Ol Mike]

Girlfriends and Sister's Week

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.


It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.


3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.


5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.


7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.


15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

[Deejay]

Originally Posted by Ol Mike

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

Can't convince me they don't do this.... they're just more subtle.

[route66paul]

They don't talk about it in mixed company, but when the girls go out and have margaritas, they talk about men, and thier equipment.

[Lady Godiva]

Originally Posted by Deejay

Can't convince me they don't do this.... they're just more subtle.

Damn - we're busted!

[Deejay]

Originally Posted by Lady Godiva

Damn - we're busted!

If I was subtle, I would say you are "well endowed"....