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Old 01-28-2008, 07:37 PM
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Back in the 90s when I was a male model. I first met my wife on a fashion shoot in Barbados. I was flexing on the beach for the cameras and she was the girl holding the light reflection board. She lit up my life then as she does now.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:03 PM
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:56 PM
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Great thread.

I was in my apartment cleaning up after a fishing trip. My friend Steve across the complex lawn was being visited by his girlfriend and her best friend (Patti). They were planning on going to Pizza for dinner and Patti didn't have a date. They could see I was home and wasn't busy, so Steve asked if I'd like to accompany them. After dinner Patti agreed to a motorcycle ride the next day to Snoqualmie Falls. 7 months later we were married. We're celebrating our 25th anniversary next month.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:19 PM
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that your dad is a preacher, right?
no dad worked for nasa for 30 years
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Old 01-28-2008, 11:03 PM
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no dad worked for nasa for 30 years
Then I'm thinking the first marriage was kind of doomed from the start.
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Wow. Yall have interesting stories.

I met the little woman when she was dating my brother. So's I asked my Dad to ask her Mom, (Dad was dating her mom) to ask her hot daughter if she would go out with me.

So, to make the long story short, Dad married her Mom. I married my step sister. My Dad's my... umm, stepdad in law and father in law, or some crap like that.
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I met my wife in a ....I'm sure i'm going to hear sh*t for this...disco. July 4th 1980...There I was being amazingly cool and minding my own business. When she came over and picked me up...She must have seen my dance moves and wanted some of them...Anyways..we married May 15th 1982 and we have lived happily ever after.
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I met Miss Martha at the Ft. Worth Stock Show in 1976.
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I ask her if she would like to go smoke a joint, she said yes.
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Stacy came by a mutual friends house with my ex-wife and another girl that I have been friends with forever (her roommate at the time) on their way to hit the town. I was smitten by her smile and the little sundress didn't hurt. From there it took me about 3 months of working with her roomie (who liked my roommate and best friend a lot) to arrange a coincidental rendezvous at our favorite Mexican restaurant for the 4 of us. During that time, I did my best to pop up at different establishments they were at...which was a little hard to explain at times since I lived 100 miles away

Once I was able to get her undivided attention, she didn't stand a chance
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I ask her if she would like to go smoke a joint, she said yes.
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:03 PM
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I used to go into an internet chat room for folks living in Greensboro. Most of the people were married, but a few were single. We started scheduling a Monthly party, and had a surprisingly good turnout. About the third or fourth party, she came with a girlfriend. After seeing her at about 3 parties, we struck up a conversation, and the rest was history. She claimed she was attracted to my Karaoke singing. I doubt it. I've heard myself in the shower when I'm sober.
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