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Old 02-04-2008, 12:39 PM
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Dear Boop, Hypothetically speaking...

If one were to put lipstick on chickie to give the impression he was a she, what would be the appropriate color??

Uh...don't forget, this is hypothetically speaking...
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Lipstick can be subtle, glamorous or flirty, adding the final touch to your day or evening makeup.
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Difficulty: Moderately Easy

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1 Step One
Choose a color that complements the natural shade of your lips and skin. Plums, wines and deep reds flatter a dark skin tone, while light-brown beiges with pink or orange undertones complement a lighter skin tone. Olive skin looks good with brownish reds, light browns and raisin shades of lipstick.
2 Step Two
Keep colors lighter for daytime and darker for night. Matte and cream finishes offer a subtler daytime look, while a high-gloss finish adds glamour for evening. A sheer, natural-looking color with a little shine also works well for day.
3 Step Three
Experiment. Head to your local department store and ask a makeup artist to test different shades on your lips. Whenever possible, check in natural light to see how the color really looks with your complexion.
4 Step Four
Create your own shade by combining colors. If the shades you find don't completely satisfy you, mix your own color. The easiest way to do this is by applying each color to your lips with a lip brush, then blending with the brush on your lips.
5 Step Five
Opt for a lip liner that is a shade darker than your lipstick and in the same color family.
6 Step Six
Line lips after applying lipstick, not before. That way you won't end up with a dark circle of lip liner after your lipstick has worn off.

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Try a colored gloss or lip tint for a sheer hint of lip color.
Buy the colors that look good on you'not the ones that look good in the tube.
Deep or bold lip color complements light eye makeup, while light or nude lipstick flatters heavy eye makeup.
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and if you gave a chicken lip stick would they walk funnier?
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and if you gave a chicken lip stick would they walk funnier?
You've given this alot of thought haven't you??
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You've given this alot of thought haven't you??
you noticed too
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I don't know what troubles me more, your question or Mikes reply.
I was wondering whether he googled it or already had it in his favorites
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If one were to put lipstick on chickie to give the impression he was a she, what would be the appropriate color??

Uh...don't forget, this is hypothetically speaking...
Sooooo, now I guess we know why the chicken crossed the road. To get the HELL AWAY FROM Gordito!!
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Sooooo, now I guess we know why the chicken crossed the road. To get the HELL AWAY FROM Gordito!!
In my defense, this was suggested to me by a well respected member of this forum.

I asked the question because he has an "image" to uphold (read REP points), while I basically have none...

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