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Old 02-15-2008, 12:39 PM
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Dear Boop...Static Problem...
I got a few UnderArmor hooded sweatshirts(fleece lined)...and Columbia and Guide Series Fleece zip-ups that are full of static electricity...

used that static spray...only helps a little...

how do I eliminate the static...?
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I say take full advantage of the static electricity and only wear them at night. The movement and resulting electric shocks could be used to light up a room.

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I don't think Rick would have that problem........
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I've found that entirely eliminating static is not possible so long as one is married.
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I have come to realize that I must have an internal short or something cause lighting bolts shoot from my fingertips. Can't just be static electricty.
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I got a few UnderArmor hooded sweatshirts(fleece lined)...and Columbia and Guide Series Fleece zip-ups that are full of static electricity...

used that static spray...only helps a little...

how do I eliminate the static...?
Try rubbing your body with dryer sheets. Or... you could do what Mega does to eliminate static build-up. Just walk around the house in your socks, shuffling your feet and making "whoo whoo" noises and then touch something to eliminate it. Works every time.
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whoo whoo
sorry boss
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Try rubbing your body with dryer sheets. Or... you could do what Mega does to eliminate static build-up. Just walk around the house in your socks, shuffling your feet and making "whoo whoo" noises and then touch something to eliminate it. Works every time.
ok...i'll try the sheets...

if that don't work, i'll be over...
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ill need directions to your house... do you think mega will mind? me walking in my socks at your house?

i mean shuffling?
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