57 reasons a motorcycle is better than men

1-A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.

2-Motorcycles never develop spare tires.

3-Motorcycles last longer.

4-Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.

5-A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.

6-Motorcycles don't have parents.

7-Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.

8-You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.

9-Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.

10-If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

11-You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.

12-If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.

13-Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.

14-When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

15-One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.

16-Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.

17-Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.

18-If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

19-Motorcycles don't care about breast size.

20-If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.

21-If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

22-You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.

23-You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.

24-You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.

25-Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.

26-You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.

27-Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.

28-Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.

29-Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.

30-Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.

31-Motorcycles don't make you late.

32-You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.

33-Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.

34-If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

35-You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.

36-Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.

37-Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.

38-Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.

39-Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.

40-Your motorcycle won't lie to you.

41-Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.

42-In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.

43-You can turn the petcock off.

44-Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.

45-If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.

46-You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.

47-Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.

48-If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.

49-Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.

50-You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.

51-Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.

52-Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.

53-Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.

54-You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.

55-Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.

56-If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.

57-Motorcycles don't snore.

[trmn8r]

Reasons why a Motorcycle is better than women
1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize
before you can ride it again.
2. If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
4. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to
correct it.
5. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
6. If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
7. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
8. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
9. It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
10. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
11. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
12. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
13. Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
14. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
15. Motorcycles don't have parents.
16. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
17. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
18. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
19. Motorcycles last longer.
20. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
21. Motorcycles' curves never sag.
22. New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.
23. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
24. You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
25. You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
26. You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
27. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
28. You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
29. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
30. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
31. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
32. You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
33. You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.
34. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
35. You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old
one is _really_ worn.
36. Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
37. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.

[Keeper]

Originally Posted by trmn8r

Reasons why a Motorcycle is better than women
1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize
before you can ride it again.
2. If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
4. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to
correct it.
5. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
6. If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
7. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
8. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
9. It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
10. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
11. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
12. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
13. Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
14. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
15. Motorcycles don't have parents.
16. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
17. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
18. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
19. Motorcycles last longer.
20. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
21. Motorcycles' curves never sag.
22. New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.
23. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
24. You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
25. You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
26. You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
27. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
28. You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
29. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
30. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
31. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
32. You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
33. You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.
34. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
35. You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old
one is _really_ worn.
36. Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
37. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.

Damn brother....that was the most intelligent thing I've read here yet. Can I call you Preacher?

You can tell this was an all GazintA page...should have been 43 reasons. Just letting ya know...

[trmn8r]

Originally Posted by Angle

Damn brother....that was the most intelligent thing I've read here yet. Can I call you Preacher?

You can call me what you like, but you better just call me Poacher, since its a copy and paste.

[trmn8r]

Originally Posted by Pastor Pat

You can tell this was an all GazintA page...should have been 43 reasons. Just letting ya know...

actually it was a 'Ladies Area' page, man I gotta learn to look where I'm replying to stuff.

[Keeper]

Originally Posted by Pastor Pat

You can tell this was an all GazintA page...should have been 43 reasons. Just letting ya know...

I hereby declare all Pastors are excempt/off limits from Gazinta torture



boy r u lucky I saved your butt

[trmn8r]

yea I was trying to take it easy on him being as pastor and all didnt want to have to bust his...well you know... for being a doof.

wait that almost sounds like a rule your making there! we cant have that can we? I mean I dont want to have to show him the error of his ways but is it really right to make a rule forbidding it?

my 2 cents

[trmn8r]

hey watchit..who ya pokin with that stick anyway, its sharp

[Keeper]

Originally Posted by trmn8r

wait that almost sounds like a rule your making there! we cant have that can we? I mean I dont want to have to show him the error of his ways but is it really right to make a rule forbidding it?

When your right, your right! The woman's too! pastors and dOOf babes are fair game!

Figures a bunch of Gazintas would be posting in the ladies area.. fitting.

My post was an observation.. thank you!

[Keeper]

Originally Posted by Baalz

Figures a bunch of Gazintas would be posting in the ladies area.. fitting.

My post was an observation.. thank you!

you betcha!! Every spare minute I get too. I happen to loves the DOOF and GazintA babes................you perv

Holy post hijack!

[trmn8r]

Originally Posted by Baalz

Figures a bunch of Gazintas would be posting in the ladies area.. fitting.

My post was an observation.. thank you!

Originally Posted by Angle

you betcha!! Every spare minute I get too. I happen to loves the DOOF babes................you perv

Man no kidden Ang... here Ballz found a forum for your ilk:
For Every Thing You Don't Know About Being a Guy!