Hey Squids....Are you TRUE Navy Blue and Gold?

[Keeper]

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Are you TRUE Navy Blue and Gold?

Me and Willy were lollygagging by the scuttlebutt after being aloft to boy-butter up the antennas and were just perched on a bollard eyeballing a couple of bilge rats and flangeheads using crescent hammers to pack monkey sh*t around a fitting on a handybilly.

All of a sudden the dicksmith started hard-assing one of the deck apes for lifting his pogey bait. The pecker-checker was a sewer pipe sailor and the deckape was a gator. Maybe being black shoes on a bird farm surrounded by a gaggle of cans didn't set right with either of those gobs.

The deck ape ran through the nearest hatch and dogged it tight because he knew the penis machinist was going to lay below, catch him between decks and punch him in the snot locker. He'd probably wind up on the binnacle list but Doc would find a way to gundeck the paper or give it the deep six to keep himself above board.

We heard the skivvywaver announce over the bitch box that the breadburners had creamed foreskins on toast and SOS ready on the mess decks, so we cut and run to avoid the clusterf**k when the twidgets and cannon cockers knew chow was on.

We were balls to the wall for the barn and everyone was preparing to hit the beach as soon as we doubled-up and threw the brow over. I had a ditty bag full of fufu juice that I was gonna spread on thick for the bar hogs with those sweet bosnias. Sure beats the hell out of brown bagging. Might even hit the Acey-Deucy club and try to hook up with a WESTPAC widow. They were always leaving snail trails on the dance floor on amateur night.

If you understand this, you're true Blue and Gold!

- ET1 Kelly Orozco

[FXDRYDR]

LOL!! Gotta pity real sailors having to deal with homo brown-shoe-wearin' airdales.

Sure do miss those deck-apes, stamp-lickers, rotor heads and the rest. Brought back old times... a wetting down in the French Quarter... three credit cards on the bar, strong representation by the crew.

[y2k king]

squids are for kids.

[Stone Cold]

Originally Posted by FXDRYDR

LOL!! Gotta pity real sailors having to deal with homo brown-shoe-wearin' airdales.

Sure do miss those deck-apes, stamp-lickers, rotor heads and the rest. Brought back old times... a wetting down in the French Quarter... three credit cards on the bar, strong representation by the crew.

Not all brown shoe wearin' Airedales are homos.


Just sayin'...