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Doof Lore The Beginning, The Wrench, Rites, and Rituals... |
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I have the wrench.
Yes folks, there is a wrench and I have it. I will post pictures tonight to give proof that the wrench is in my possession. The last person to have it gave it up with out a fight or covert operation, I was told it was my birthday present.
I have a couple of remodeling projects that came up and if the wrench is up to it, it may come in handy. More to come on the progress.
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THE LOST IS FOUND....!!!!
HALLELUJAH!!! just sayin'... |
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disclaimer: pics will be necessary to prove the wrench does exist. . . |
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I'm in tears here.
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Does Kenney know about the new 30 day turnaround policy?
I heard there are consequences... |
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I am willing to suck up, bring beer, do a jig and whatever it takes just to be in the presence of this wonderful object. Tell me what I have to do.
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Does anyone even still care about a wrench?
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Don't dispute the wrench. It has powers,
Why even ms_t is shedding things at the mere thought of it.
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April 13, 2016 -- The day Richard was speechless. May your hands always be busy, May your feet always be swift. May you have a strong foundation When the winds of changes shift. May your heart always be joyful, and may your song always be sung, May you stay forever young! --Bob Dylan |
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WHAT!?! How dare you...does anyone even still care.
I care. I lay awake at night dreaming....day dreaming? No, that would have to be during the day, and since it is night, would it be night dreaming? No, that doesn't make sense. Day dreaming during the night would still be day dreaming right? Oh to heck with it, I don't care.... But I care about the wrench.
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Those with a prayer of ever possessing it do.
You, not so much.
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Just another damn "Dave" Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish. http://sherlynpopelka.net/ Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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So based on this statement we can rule out Baalzless ever caring about... Getting laid without paying Being told he's normal Having someone tell him he's handsome ...I'll leave the list open for more additions, any others would be just downright insulting if I added them. just sayin Joe
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ISAIAH 6:1-9 ____________________________________________ for Dana Separated at birth? You decide
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Sounds like Baalz is caught in a vise...
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mike 'Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants.' - William Penn I want to live and ride free, unencumbered by all but God's love. '06' FLSTNI, $43 per gallon! |
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Just sayin'...
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Rick "Keeping a candle lit" "RIP Butkus" 2002-2006 Danger: Propane Keep Back 200 Feet |
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