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Old 03-03-2015, 03:08 PM
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Welcome to Goose Hill.

I live outside.

4-5 days for my pee test (which I studied all weekend for) to get graded. Few days of training, then off to the races!


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Old 03-03-2015, 03:16 PM
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Sweet. good to hear. They finally opened a Bass Pro here in Little Rock. I'd like to work there but I would need another job for income.
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Old 03-03-2015, 03:20 PM
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what will our DC discount be, Dave...?
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Old 03-03-2015, 03:25 PM
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BAM! right to the point.
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Old 03-03-2015, 03:26 PM
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I'll bet you're gonna have a hard time not being the boss. May need a little adjustment period.
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I'll bet you're gonna have a hard time not being the boss. May need a little adjustment period.
I see it playing out something like this...
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I live outside.

4-5 days for my pee test (which I studied all weekend for) to get graded. Few days of training, then off to the races!


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...just for the fun of it, why not fill the pee cup from 5 feet away.
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Right on! Congrats.... Maybe the employee discount will keep you in ammo without having to run the reloading press!

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Pee test:

When I changed job location with CHP, I was told I needed a pee test. I asked why, I was told because it was a "sensitive" position.

So... I take the pee test with the proctor watching that I don't cheat.

A few weeks later the same person is telling (yelling at) me, why did you take pee test, you are already working in this job position and didn't need to take one!

I say but you insisted I had to take it. Blank stare was all I got back.
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