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03-04-2014, 03:31 PM
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Older Women
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
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03-04-2014, 03:56 PM
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After 50 years of marriage, you'd think you'd be smarter than that......
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Stoney                               ALL WHO WANDER ARE NOT LOST.   GFFG
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03-04-2014, 08:41 PM
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Lets see..................................
73 years of age + 50 years of marriage = (In this case)  
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 Why yes, I am Randy, since you asked! just a big ol' Doof.....        I MARRIED me a PIRATE!!!....ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
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03-04-2014, 08:49 PM
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Oh, I like your wife.........she seems very sensible to me!!!!!!!
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ARRRGH...................I SNAGGED ME A DOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-05-2014, 01:29 AM
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Sounds about right
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03-05-2014, 07:54 AM
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They don't yell, they don't swell, they don't tell, and they're greatful as hell!
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03-05-2014, 08:02 AM
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I wear a helmet when I talk like that
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------------------------------------------------ I know you think you understood what I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."        [    
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