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Old 02-10-2023, 11:20 AM
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...this would be a good birthday present for my wife?

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Old 02-10-2023, 12:37 PM
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Old 02-10-2023, 01:32 PM
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Oh, Mike, what a sweet idea! I know that lovely lady of yours would delight in watching you work out and wash clothes at the same time. Just make sure she has a comfortable chair to sit in and her favorite beverage to enjoy while she observes your labor.
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Old 02-10-2023, 03:55 PM
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Oh, Mike, what a sweet idea! I know that lovely lady of yours would delight in watching you work out and wash clothes at the same time. Just make sure she has a comfortable chair to sit in and her favorite beverage to enjoy while she observes your labor.
On second thought, she would probably like a new fishing pole more...
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Old 02-11-2023, 09:38 AM
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Were you hoping to STAY married to that sweet bride of yours?
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Old 02-13-2023, 08:09 AM
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I’m still on probation from earlier presents.
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I’m still on probation from earlier presents.
Sounds like you've been taking gift lessons from TimmyD.
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Sounds like you've been taking gift lessons from TimmyD.
Now that's funny!


Speaking of the 'man of the hour', anybody heard from him lately?
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Speaking of the 'man of the hour', anybody heard from him lately?
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My wife bought "us" that rowing machine several years ago and of course we never use it but she had a good time shopping and spending money. Its not even practical to hang clothes on like a treadmill.
I recommend you go out and get a high quality obviously expensive jar of wrinkle cream for your wife. I'm sure she will love the thoughtfulness in your choice.
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I had no idea how many of y'all cherish death wishes. Wouldn't it be easier and less distressing to your significant others if you just ran your bike under a semi and saved them the jail terms?
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I had no idea how many of y'all cherish death wishes. Wouldn't it be easier and less distressing to your significant others if you just ran your bike under a semi and saved them the jail terms?
She says she still loves me, in spite of myself.
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The woman is a saint.
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